Mean Mama

My Mom abandoned me. Up and left for three days with no explanation. Nothing.

Well...I guess she did explain that she had to have major knee surgery or something stupid like that, but all I know is that I.WAS.ALONE. And sad.

She came back with lots of toys. They don't seem so exciting to me. Not one bit. I can't even get this stupid thing to work.

I am trying my best to help her when she walks, but it is soooooo much work, and I just get sooooo tired.

At times I have voiced my displeasure at my abandonment.

But all in all I am trying to be a good boy.

See? I am even sharing my napping space....

And helping with the ice packs

Most of all, we are just giving our Mama some TLC.

Even though she abandoned me.

Love,

Wilbur

Lazy Days

There is nothing that me and my Daddy love to do on the weekend...

Than to watch a few rounds of golf.

Get in the hole!!!

Fool

Dear Mom,

I am soooo excited you got to spend the evening at Barnes and Noble! Nothing like wandering around in a bookstore to bring happiness. I do have to ask, however.....

What didja get me?? Huh? Huh?

Are you kidding?

Some April's Fools joke *this is.

:( Sad Faced Stella

Dear Santa Claus,

Thank you for bringing Julian this awesome blankie. I love it.

Although, as hard as I try, i just can't seem to get anything *out of it.

Where's the milk?

Love,

Stells

Hey!

MOOMMMM!!!

I was here first.

Wilbur, I am telling on you!

Mom!! Wilbur is squooshing me!

HELP!

Not me.

Nope. Not me at all. I don't even like cake.

Trickery

Hello? Helllooooo??

You in there. Come out.

I just want to play. I promise I will be nice.

I am a good kitty. I think we could be friends.

Okay. Seriously, now. Get your ass out here.

I'd like to speak to the manager.

Following directions

Dear Mom,

I told you I didn't want any of these dumb dolls for Christmas. They don't even *do anything. Sit around and look pretty? Wear the latest fashions? Dumb. They don't even taste good.

Ooohhh. A furry little hamster! Now THIS is more like it!

What...the...heck?

This thing is not even real. STILL nothing good to eat.

NOW. This is what we are talking about.

Cheese, wine and the finest of appetizers.

Thanks, Mom.

You're the best.

Love, Stella and Wilbur

In the begining

Once upon a time this little ball of fluff, Wilbur,

And his sweet sister, Stella,

....were abandoned.

Dropped off at the shelter with their 2 brothers.

Not a great start to their little lives.

However...after months of TLC, Stella and Wilbur live in the lap of luxury.

From a live where they had nothing, to days spent being spoiled.

Two lucky little kitties.