Dear Mom,
I told you I didn't want any of these dumb dolls for Christmas. They don't even *do anything. Sit around and look pretty? Wear the latest fashions? Dumb. They don't even taste good.
Ooohhh. A furry little hamster! Now THIS is more like it!
What...the...heck?
This thing is not even real. STILL nothing good to eat.
NOW. This is what we are talking about.
Cheese, wine and the finest of appetizers.
Thanks, Mom.
You're the best.
Love, Stella and Wilbur
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