Dear Santa Claus,

Thank you for bringing Julian this awesome blankie. I love it.

Although, as hard as I try, i just can't seem to get anything *out of it.

Where's the milk?

Love,

Stells

Hey!

MOOMMMM!!!

I was here first.

Wilbur, I am telling on you!

Mom!! Wilbur is squooshing me!

HELP!

Not me.

Nope. Not me at all. I don't even like cake.

Trickery

Hello? Helllooooo??

You in there. Come out.

I just want to play. I promise I will be nice.

I am a good kitty. I think we could be friends.

Okay. Seriously, now. Get your ass out here.

I'd like to speak to the manager.

Following directions

Dear Mom,

I told you I didn't want any of these dumb dolls for Christmas. They don't even *do anything. Sit around and look pretty? Wear the latest fashions? Dumb. They don't even taste good.

Ooohhh. A furry little hamster! Now THIS is more like it!

What...the...heck?

This thing is not even real. STILL nothing good to eat.

NOW. This is what we are talking about.

Cheese, wine and the finest of appetizers.

Thanks, Mom.

You're the best.

Love, Stella and Wilbur

In the begining

Once upon a time this little ball of fluff, Wilbur,

And his sweet sister, Stella,

....were abandoned.

Dropped off at the shelter with their 2 brothers.

Not a great start to their little lives.

However...after months of TLC, Stella and Wilbur live in the lap of luxury.

From a live where they had nothing, to days spent being spoiled.

Two lucky little kitties.